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Noah Demotivational Poster


ONE MORE THEORY -


TAGS: theory ark noah flood
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

dancin - July 13, 2013, 1:40 pm
first guided missile destroyer!!
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:45 pm
Very funny....
dumnut - October 29, 2009, 3:12 am
lol hillarious
Sean - September 25, 2009, 7:28 pm
So there were dragons on the ark ... huge a** dragons ... t-rex dragons, brontosaurus dragons, pterydactyl dragons, etc. (x 1000) ... problem solved ... oh, and they were all babies at the time.
Darverses - September 25, 2009, 6:35 pm
People use dto call dinosaurs dragons... you know the word "dinosaur" wasn't even invented until the 1800's.
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 3:59 pm
Yeah Kablamo, because every other picture on the internet was originally taken or drawn by the poster.
Kablamo - June 11, 2009, 10:51 pm
It's funny, but nice job stealing it from the comics page of the newspaper.
lol - April 3, 2009, 2:48 am
Whoever originally made that cartoon, GENIUS!!!
Grammar Nazi - April 1, 2009, 5:22 pm
nessie?
yon - April 1, 2009, 11:49 am
only nessie survived
Sean - January 24, 2009, 9:13 pm
here I thought that an asteroid wipe out the ark carrying the dinosaurs. thanks Ron. very educamationall.
Arrogant Knight - January 23, 2009, 1:06 am
You have a gift, Ron...
Porcelina - January 22, 2009, 10:59 pm
Did you design this cartoon?
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:46 pm
Thank you sir. That's quite a compliment coming from the Motifake Master.
RON - January 22, 2009, 7:29 pm
Thanks MARK...by the way...love your logo of the eagle...am a eagle guy so really do appreciate your choice of.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:20 pm
I actually laughed out loud. 5


NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW - Remember Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic




MYSTERY SOLVED -




GENESIS 7:24B -


TAGS: kraken noah s ark bible genesis
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by matt28

CoolioIndeed - April 19, 2010, 10:22 am
Heh, well I meant in the sense it was all jumbled with the sentences.
DreMagnum - April 18, 2010, 11:09 pm
your copy paste worked fine
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 10:13 pm
Dammit! My Copy N Paste was a fail!
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 10:13 pm
to save you some time.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXttqg0RWU8 He says it at the end.
rerun - April 18, 2010, 9:54 pm

Thanks C. Appreciate it, will look at the trailer then see what vote it merits
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 9:54 pm
Which, i guess is a kraken. Lol, w/e!
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 9:53 pm
rerun it's a reference to Clash of the titans. At the end of the trailer(i havent seen the movie), Liam Neeson, who plays Zeus, says "Release the Kraken!". Granted, this looks more like a squid to me...
rerun - April 18, 2010, 9:30 pm

somebody splane this 2 me....


CHARLES DARWIN - He was right all along.


TAGS: noah it s his fault we have no more dinosaurs
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by MustyK

freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:03 pm
lol


Oversight at the ark -




Dear Mr. Crowe -


TAGS: noah flood movie wtf russell crowe
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Airman - April 23, 2014, 12:59 pm
It was a Landmark theatre.. Hollywood Theatres does the same kind of thing
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2014, 11:52 am
Nice!
steve1961 - April 23, 2014, 3:22 am
You'd have to join the Air Force to get a theatre membership...but on the plus side, for a few dollars more, if you hate the movie, you can hit the EJECT b***on conveniently placed on your armrest...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2014, 1:43 am
Really? Awesome! What theater was this?
Airman - April 22, 2014, 3:13 pm
I only go if I want to see something on the big screen. I went with my son to see Rush, and it was a different setup. You could buy a regular ticket, or for $14 each, you got free unlimited popcorn and sodas. pay more and they bring food to your seat
Greeny - April 22, 2014, 12:31 pm
It used to cost over a hundred bucks to take the wife/kids to see a movie - hate to think what it'd cost nowadays...
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 9:42 pm
I haven't seen it, and probably won't, but how far off can the get? Does everyone live happily ever after?
Haarakkon - April 21, 2014, 8:59 pm
I actually went and saw it. I didn't think it was bad at all, but one had to remain aware for most of it that it was a "Hollywoodization" of the familiar story.


NOAH'S ARK -


TAGS: noah s ghetto ark
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

CANADA - March 31, 2010, 3:49 pm
Noah's pimp ark!


THEY CALLED HIM A FOOL - For building an ark in the middle of the forest. But he showed them all who was a fool when they all drowned.


TAGS: noah s ark april 1 topic early
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Bob D. Sailor

Bob D. Sailor - March 29, 2010, 8:20 pm
Hasbunmb - For every story there is a bit of truth behind it. And R.S.Jake, that would be a pimp house boat.
R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 12:50 pm
Still would make a pretty sweet house-boat, wouldn't it?
Hasbunmb - March 29, 2010, 12:47 pm
And then someone ELSE had to show you who was the fool when they revealed to you that its a STORY....


WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS.. - Make sure you don't look like an idiot.


TAGS: bulls idiot opportunity opportunity knocks noah
Rating: 2.09/5
Jerkface - May 23, 2009, 9:54 am
The short guy is scared, the tall guy is god.
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 4:44 pm
Which one of them is the "idiot?"


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